NO, NO, NO, I AM RIGHT

Schizophrenia is Funny When You Don’t Got It: Some homeless dude was behind me at the coffee shop with a bag full of newspapers. He took a newspaper out and spread it on the table, then slowly unwrapped some cheese and peanut butter crackers and arranged them on the newspaper while talking to them. [...]

People standing still on escalators make me angry.  Move to the god damn left or right instead of standing there in the middle.  Come to think of it, you have no excuse to stand at all unless you are carrying luggage, disabled, or have a kid with you.  If you are so out of shape [...]