NO, NO, NO, I AM RIGHT

Yesterday all of the late night comics we abuzz about the new “Sex Robot” that was unveiled at this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo. While I would never purchase such a device in the first generation, I was intrigued and happy that the product was out there. It had been a long time coming.
Sex has [...]

Last week I was waiting in line for a showing of Up in the Air.  It was overbooked and I didn’t make it in, but my friends and I did manage to get offered tickets to our choice of two movies: Old Dogs or The Blind Side.  I knew Old Dogs would be terrible, and [...]

I’ve been a long time opponent of Nickelback.  I believe this hate comes naturally to anyone born before 1990.  There is no need to explain.  They make bad music for stupid people with lyrics meant to activate the blossoming nostalgia zones in the brains of 17-year-olds.  I even had a theory for a while that they [...]

Alliterative post titles are popular among blogs that are written by narcissistic and unimaginative hacks. Since I have posted nothing in nearly a year, I thought I would get in on that shit. This “Things I love Thursdays” schtick seems to have been lovingly replicated on every vapid chick blog I run across. They are all horrible and I knew I could do better, so here is my own ONE TIME ONLY VERSION.

Over the holiday season I left the beautiful city of Chicago to visit friends and family in the Ozarks. While I was in Springfield I met up with my closest friend Jack Bonneman. We came up with some awesome green screen shorts and kicked them out one after another.  We have often been [...]

A week or two ago I decided to try my hand at stand up comedy for the first time.  An open mic night at the Chicago Center for the Performing Arts seemed like a decent place to start.  I was ill prepared, but that didn’t bother me.  I have seen youtube videos of comedians who [...]