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THIS SO-CALLED “SEX ROBOT” IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Yesterday all of the late night comics we abuzz about the new “Sex Robot” that was unveiled at this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo. While I would never purchase such a device in the first generation, I was intrigued and happy that the product was out there. It had been a long time coming.
Sex has [...]

“The Blind Side” is the worst film I have ever seen in a theater.

Last week I was waiting in line for a showing of Up in the Air.  It was overbooked and I didn’t make it in, but my friends and I did manage to get offered tickets to our choice of two movies: Old Dogs or The Blind Side.  I knew Old Dogs would be terrible, and [...]

I never thought about how much Aerosmith sucks until this week.

I’ve been a long time opponent of Nickelback.  I believe this hate comes naturally to anyone born before 1990.  There is no need to explain.  They make bad music for stupid people with lyrics meant to activate the blossoming nostalgia zones in the brains of 17-year-olds.  I even had a theory for a while that they [...]

ShameWow!

Over the holiday season I left the beautiful city of Chicago to visit friends and family in the Ozarks. While I was in Springfield I met up with my closest friend Jack Bonneman. We came up with some awesome green screen shorts and kicked them out one after another.  We have often been [...]

THESE THINGS MAKE ME ANGRY VOLUME 1

People standing still on escalators make me angry.  Move to the god damn left or right instead of standing there in the middle.  Come to think of it, you have no excuse to stand at all unless you are carrying luggage, disabled, or have a kid with you.  If you are so out of shape [...]

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